AU where everything's the same except Rui swears like a fucking sailor, thanks
"Rui, you look great today!" "T-that's.. a fucking l-lie...."
[Nobue is being stabbed] "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING COCKTEASE WHAT THE SHITDICK"
"I'm.. as u-useful.. as a damn rock.."
[Finding a weapon] "W-what the f-frick frack diddly d-dack knick k-knack paddy wack g-give a dog a bone fucking fuck i-is that?"
"P-pissbiscuit!"
"Shit..cricket..!"
"F-fucking stop.. please!"
"L-let go of me.. dickwad!"
"Y-you dick j-juggling t-thundercock!"
"I'm.. j-just a gay-ass depresso expresso.."
"J-jeez.. keep i-it in your pants.."
"Y-you need.. to be slapped w-with a dick.."
"W-wow.. that h-haircut really brings out y-your fake tits..I'm.. f-fucking shocked.."
"S-shit.. noodle..."
"S-save your breath... you'll n-need it to blow up y-your.. fucking doll.."
"Aw, Rui, Swearing is unattractive, you know.." "I'm.. u-unattractive a-anyways.. so f-fuck off.."
I'm all for sad child cussing constantly
This Rui: Fuck! Shit! Dick!
Actual Rui: I.. I I um.... uhm.. I'm sorry