Senpai: That's weird, I didn't feel anything last night... Anyway, time for school.
Miss Kanon: Hello, class. Today we're gonna study some biology. The nurse has come to help. So, with this tranquilizing medicine, we can...
~AFTER LESSON, AT LUNCH IN THE LUNCHROOM~
Kokona: Hey, Senpai!
Senpai: Oh, hi, Kokona. Let's eat together!
Kokona: Haha, sure! I really missed you. I haven't seen you in a while.
Senpai: *Sits down on a bench with Kokona*
Kokona: Um, I have--
Senpai: It's my phone. I'll pick up.
Senpai picked up his phone and saw there was an incoming call from phone number 345-491-3378.
Senpai: Isn't that... *Picks up*
Osana: Hi! How you doing, hun-bun?
Senpai: *Gasp* Umm.. err, hehe. Hello.
Osana: Haha! I love you, you're so sweet!
Kokona: Who's that?
Senpai: *hangs up and drops phone* It was... my mom! Haha...
Kokona: Well... anyway, I think I might be.. *gulp* pregnant.
Senpai: Really?!?! *Chokes on eggroll*
Kokona: I know you're shocked, but that's just what it is.
Senpai: (Thinking) What will Osana think?! Come to think of that, what's Kokona gonna think of Osana?!
Kokona: Heyy... you aren't hiding anything from me, are you?
Senpai... err, no! Why would I?
???: Um, I'll have the summer squash salad.
Senpai: (Thinking) I know that voice! Osana!!!
Senpai: Sorry, Kokona, I need to go to the bathroom. Bye!
Kokona: But wait! Oh... he's gone...
Senpai: *Runs in a bathroom stall* I can't believe the mess I've gotten myself into...
WAIT! Who's the father of Kokona's baby? Damn, this is so confusing!