AGRAMOO IS FOOLISH HUMAN. NOT ORC WAR SPY.
Appearance[]
AGRAMOO IS PRETTY. COOL DRESS. LIKE HUMAN WEAR. NOT ORC WAR CLOTH
Personality[]
LIKE MOST HUMAN, VERY PERSON LIKE. YOU TELL JOKE? I LAUGH. I TELL JOKE? YOU LAUGH. WE SHOULD BOTH LET OUR GUARDS DOWN.
Backstory[]
AGRAMOO BORN IN HUMAN TOWN. NOT ELF PRISON. AGRAMOO RISE THROUGH RANKS OF ORC WAR PART- I MEAN HUMAN BABY PATROL. VERY HARD TIMES. WISH I WAS ORC. JUST kIDDING, ORCS ARE BAD! BUT I WOULD ENJOY ENSLAVEMENT BY ORCS. ANYWAYS, I DO SCHOOL, FOR HUMANS.
100 Questions[]
- Please tell us your name.
- AGRAMOO THE HUMAN FEMALE.
- When is your birthday?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
- Your blood type?
- BLOOD OF BATTLE!
- Please tell us your three sizes?
- HUMAN SIZED.
- Tell us about your family composition.
- OROH BAH THE SWORD CAPTAIN, AND BECKY
- What's your occupation?
- I AM A SCHOOL CHILD.
- Your favourite food?
- TOOTHPASTE, FOR DENTAL HYGIENE!
- Favourite animal?
- ME LIKE HOG
- Favourite subject?
- SCHOOL,
- Dislike subject?
- I AM A HUMAN FEMALE, I DO NOT HAVE A DIFFERING OPINION
- Is there a boy/girl you've been thinking about?
- ME. AGRAMOO THINKING ABOUT ME.
- Do you enjoy school?
- I AM A FOOLISH HUMAN WHO ENTERS SCHOOL FOR LEARNING
- Are you in any school clubs?
- I DO NOT CARRY AROUND CLUB. I AM HUMAN. HAH HAH.
- What's your motto?
- "MY AXE WILL CRUSH THOSE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN MY GODS, AND MAKE JEREMY STOLTSKI LOVE ME. HE IS SO DREAMY"
- Your special skill?
- CRUSHING HUMANS. AT COMPETITION, OF COURSE! ME NOT ORC.
- Tell us about your treasure?
- AGRAMOO SKULL CLEAVER. GOT IT AT A HUMAN CONVENIENCE STORE, WHERE THEY DISLIKE ORCS, WHICH IS WHAT I AM NOT.
- Describe yourself in a single word?
- "NOTORC"
- Your forte?
- I DO NOT LIVE IN A FORT, I LIVE IN A ONE ROOM APARTMENT, LIKE OTHER HUMAN FEMALES.
- Your shortcomings?
- BEING NOT AN ORC IS A SHORTCOMING.
- Places in your memories?
- OGHLO-MAH-MAH WAR CAMP, WHERE MY ONE ROOM APARTMENT IS LOCATED.
- What is your favourite drink?
- DIET CHERRY PEPSI.
- How good can you swim?
- AGRAMOO CAN SWIM!! AGRAMOO DOES NOT SINK LIKE A STONE.
- Your timing in 50-meter race?
- SPEED NOT IMPORTANT. POWER IMPORTANT.
- Your hobby or obsession?
- NAIL POLISH!
- Disliked food?
- I DO NOT ENJOY EATING HUMAN.
- Anything you want most currently?
- ENSLAVEMENT BY ORCS!
- Afraid of heights?
- HEIGHTS ARE NOT MY ENEMY. HEIGHTS DO NOT THINK. I CRUSH HEIGHTS.
- Dislike thunder?
- THUNDER NOT ENEMY. THUNDER DROWNED OUT BY ORC BATTLE CRY.
- Rainy or sunny?
- SUNNY, SO I CAN GO TO BEACH AND LISTEN TO POPULAR HUMAN SONG, "IF YOU ARE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT."
- Do you use pencil or mechanical pencil in school?
- PUNY PENCIL BREAK UNDER AGRAMOO'S GRIP. I USE PEN
- What do you eat for breakfast?
- VEGAN HUMAN BREAKFAST FOOD, CHEERIOS.
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- GHOSTS WERE CRUSHED IN LIFE, AND I WILL CRUSH THEM IN DEATH.
- Can you play any musical instruments?
- AGRAMOO CAN PLAY BATTLE DRUM.
- Are you the outdoor or indoor type?
- OUTDOOR, WHERE I CAN CRUSH ENEMY - I MEAN, PLAY HOPSCOTCH.
- Ever in quarrel with your sisters?
- YES. HUMAN ME HAVE SISTERS.
- Do you have a cellphone?
- CELLPHONE TOO PUNY FOR AGRAMOO'S FIST! CALL AGRAMOO WITH ORC WAR HORN.
- How long is your commute to school?
- AGRAMOO WALK. DOES NOT MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKE, AGRAMOO WILL ARRIVE.
- Do you have more friends than most?
- NO - I AM AVERAGE HUMAN FEMALE! AGRMOO HAVE EXACTLY AS MANY FRIENDS AS MOST.
- Your favourite sports?
- BATTLE.
- How good can you cook?
- AGRAMOO CAN COOK TASTY RACOON!
- Favourite colours?
- GREEN, LIKE COLOR OF ORC SKIN (WHICH AGRAMOO IS NOT), RED, LIKE COLOR OF BLOOD (WHICH AGRAMOO HAVE)
- Anything you can never forgive?
- SOMEONE BEING SECRETLY A NOT HUMAN, LIKE ORC!!
- How tall are you?
- NINE FEET, FOUR INCHES. FOR YOU "METRIC USERS," THAT MEANS "AVERAGE HUMAN SIZE."
- Shoe size?
- AGRAMOO NOT WEAR FOOT PRISON!
- Your dreams?
- CRUSH.
- Do you have any marriage desires?
- AGRAMOO WILL MARRY JEREMY STOLTSKI, DREAMIEST BOY IN SCHOOL.
- Do you dislike hot drinks?
- AGRAMOO DRINKS ONLY WARM DRINKS.
- Do you like bitter coffee?
- COFFEE NOT BITTER! COFFEE TASTELESS.
- Bed time?
- AGRAMOO DO NOT NEED SLEEP! YOU WILL NOT CATCH AGRAMOO IN SLEEP!
- Wake up time? .
- AGRAMOO KINDLY POINTS YOU TO PREVIOUS STATEMENT.
- When you sleep, are you a bed person or futon person?
- AGRAMOO VICIOUSLY POINTS YOU TO PREVIOUS 2 STATEMENTS.
- Are you confident in your ability to concentrate?
- AGRAMOO NOT NEED CONCENTRATE! AGRAMOO NEED MUSCLE.
- Do you have any tips on losing weight?
- PUNY HUMAN (WHICH IS WHAT I AM) ALWAYS WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT. AGRAMOO SAY, GAIN WEIGHT, TO DESTROY ENEMIES!
- Between warm soba and chilled soba, which do you like?
- AGRAMOO NOT KNOW WHAT "SOBA" or "CHILLED SOBA" OR "DO" MEAN.
- Tell us which arm is your dominant arm.
- AGRAMOO DESTROY, NO MATTER WHAT ARM IS USED! BY DESTROY, I MEAN, PLAY CRICKET.
- Tell us about something lucky that's happened lately.
- FOOLISH HUMANS, LIKE ME, BELIEVE IN LUCK STILL!! HA HA HA.
- Tell us about something unlucky that's happened lately.
- ENSLAVEMENT BY ORC BRETHREN HAS NOT COME YET.
- What's the name of your school anthem?
- ORC BATTLE CRY.
- What's your favourite flower?
- FLOWER? YOU CAN NOT KILL WITH FLOWER!!
- What's your favourite saying?
- "F IS FOR FRIENDS" FROM SPONGEBOB.
- What's your favourite four kanji phrase?
- ME DO NOT KNOW WHAT KANJI IS, PROBABLY LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY HUMANS WHO ARE NOT ME.
- What comes to mind when you think about spring?
- SILLY CONCEPT OF SEASONAL THINKING. FLOWERS MAYBE??
- And summer?
- SUNBURNS.
- What about fall?
- AGRAMOO DO NOT FALL OVER.
- And then the winter?
- SANTEY CLAWS!
- If you had a time machine, where would you go?
- FUTURE, WHEN HUMANS LIKE ME ALL ARE ENSLAVED BY ORCS
- Do you like reading manga or short stories more?
- AGRAMOO CAN NOT READ.
- What's your allowance?
- AGRAMOO HAVE TO WORK FOR MONEY!!
- Tell us something a lot of people say about you.
- "WOW, THAT HUMAN FEMALE IS VERY AVERAGE AND NOT AN ORC."
- What are your hobbies?
- ART AND CRAFT, COLOR CODING, MAGNETS
- Tell us your weight.
- 790 POUNDS - AVERAGE FOR HUMAN FEMALE.
- What are you capable of?
- HUMAN DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT AGRAMOO IS CAPABLE OF!
- What do you wear when you go to bed?
- HUMAN CLOTHING.
- Has anyone ever asked you out?
- YES, MANY TIMES.
- If I told you the world would end tomorrow, what would you do?
- WORLD NOT GOING TO END!
- Tell us about your daily routine.
- NO.
- What is something you always carry with you?
- TAXIDERMY KIT!
- Western food? Japanese food?
- FOOD IS FOOD.
- How do you commute to school?
- I WAS ASKED EARLIER.
- What's the last thing you do before going to bed at night?
- BED? NO BED!! ONLY FLOOR.
- What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
- PUT ON MAKEUP. AGRAMOO LIKE CORAL BLUE NUMBER 2 SEMI-GLOSS LIPSTICK.
- Where are you living right now?
- OGHLO-MAHMAH WAR CAMP.
- What kind of place is it?
- NORMAL HUMAN ESTABLISHMENT!
- What's the most interesting thing that's happened to you so far?
- BEING CALLED ORC, WHICH I AM NOT. WHY WOULD STUPID HUMAN THINK I AM ORC?
- What's the saddest thing that's happened to you?
- FLUFFY GOT HIT BY CAR. FLUFFY WILL BE REMEMBERED AS TASTY.
- Do you like roller coasters?
- ROLLER COASTER NOT FUN!! WHY HUMANS LIKE TO THINK THEY WILL DIE, AND DO DIE BECAUSE AGRAMOO OVER WEIGHT LIMIT???
- How's your eyesight?
- YES! LET'S PLAY I-SPY. I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING... PINK. GIVE UP? IT'S THIS PAGE!!
- What's your favourite holiday?
- CHRIST MASS, WHEN POPULAR HUMAN ACTOR "JONNY DEPTH" WAS BORN.
- What job do you have in school?
- SCHOOLWORK!
- What do you do in your freetime?
- AGRAMOO BUILD HUMAN ESTABLISHMENTS IN FREE TIME, AS ANY PRODUCTIVE HUMAN WOULD DO.
- How long do you study every day?
- AGRAMOO NOT NEED STUDY! AGRAMOO LEARN AT SCHOOL.
- Who of your friends can you rely on to give you advice? To give advice?
- AGRAMOO IS OWN FRIEND. ME, AS ALWAYS
- What do you do on the weekends?
- BARGAIN HUNTING AT STORES SUCH AS COSTCO AND BLOCKBUSTER.
- If you could be reincarnated, what would you want to be?
- ORC! ORC COOLER THAN HUMAN.
- Are the school rules really strict?
- WORDS ON PAPER CAN NOT STOP AGRAMOO! ONLY A FORCE STRONGER THAN AGRAMOO (WHICH DOES NOT EXIST) CAN STOP AGRAMOO.
- What do you have for lunch at school? A bento? The school lunch?
- AGRAMOO EAT CLASIC HUMAN FOOD, SHISH KEBAB FOR LUNCH.
- How many friends do you have?
- A LOT.
- Do you take any detours when you go home?
- AGRAMOO NOT INTERESTED IN DETOUR, NO MATTER HOW FANCY AND FRENCH IT SOUND.
- Are you interested in any actors?
- YES! ME LIKE HANDSOME HUMAN ACTOR, JETH BRIDGES.
- What are your thoughts on the Q&A session?
- AGRAMOO DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU INTERROGATE ME.
Trivia[]
- AGRAMOO IS HUMAN
- AGRAMOO NEVER HEAR OF ORC. ORC? HAH HAH HAH! WHAT IS ORC? SOUNDS HANDSOME.
- AGRAMOO NO LIKE WAR. ONLY HUMAN PASTTIME OF BRUSHING TEETH, AND DESTROYING PROTECTIVE WALL AROUND HUMAN SETTLEMENT, FOR TOOTHPASTE.
- AGRAMOO SKIN GREEN? NOT BECAUSE ORC, BUT SKIN CONDITION!